I've done some calculation in this time of self-hating motivation to lose weight, and it seems that I need to give birth to 14.3 babies in order to achieve my (ideal) weight at BMI 23.
14.3 DROOLIN', KICKIN', CRYIN', BARFIN', POOPIN', SUCKLIN' BABIES!!That's a friggin' lot of epidurals. Feck!
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