the one about truth, dreams and lies...

As Sheena super-dramatically puts it...

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I've seen this tag going around, and since nobody bothered to tag me on, I'll just tag myselflah... Not that anybody reads my gloomy monotonous monochromatic blog anyway...

So how this thing works, bold if the statement is true, italics if I WISH it is true, and leave it as-it-is if it isn't. Okay. And add some witty remarks at the end of some "remarkable" statements. Okay.

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I miss somebody right now. I'm missing many people right now...
I do not watch tv these days.
I wear glasses or contact lenses. Not or, and. Of course not both at the same time.
I love to play video games.
I have tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I have changed mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I curse. Man, do I curse... , the p***** and the f******** type. Not the hocus-pocus type.
I'm totally smart.
I've broken someone's bones. Never do CPR on a bed without a backing board, especially if you're my size...
I'm paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi. and sashimi...
I talk really, really fast. In Sabahan bahasa pasar, yes, really fast...
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling. Three younger others, actually...
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. Not quite, but I've put on fake boobs in my saree, parading down Bangsar for a dinner-party with the theme "don't come as yourself"...
I couldn't survive without Caller ID. I don't care much for the caller ID but a handphone with sufficient credit and reception is essential.
I like the way I look.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends. Acquaintances yes, plenty...
I am currently single. And ready to mingle...
I have pecked someone of the same sex. Like a bird pecking on its food, or on the cheek as in a smooch? I can't resist pecking on babies...
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
Enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop than eat.
I don't hate anyone.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. Katulahan nanti...
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months. Drunk, yes, but passed out, no.
I've rejected someone before.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before. Hey, I teach this stuff in the maternity clinic...
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I'm shy around members of the opposite sex.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past. Believe me, big mistake!
I have tried alcohol before.
I own the South Park movie.
I would die for my best friend. Let's see the cause before we do that...
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. Don't fancy Pizzas, but I think Little Italy in KK makes the best Pizza...
I have used my sexuality to advance my career. More like, I wish I could...
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. Not in Malaysia. But the costume party is pretty cool.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it. Love it.
I am happy at this moment.
I'm obsessed with girls.
I'm obsessed with boys. "Obsession" has a very specific medical definition to it...
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. I tie my lace-up shoes ONCE after I got them, loose enough so that I can just slip them on for the rest of its useful lifetime.
I study for tests most of the time.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced. I have only my left ear pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can. Anyone who bolds this should read about helminths...
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
Plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient in a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules. No, COFFEE rules...
I went college out of state.
I like sausages.
I love kisses.
I fall for the worst people.
I adore bright colours. I only put on dark earthy colours.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing. Meaning, this questionnaire?
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snake's slither. Oh yucks!
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep. I snore...
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions. Oh the typical Roddy thing...
I have jazz in my blood. But its kinda ressessive, because I know I have it somewhere but it doesn't come out phenotypically as the ability to play Jazz...
Climbing trees is a brilliant pastime. Any Sabahan who bolds this one is asking for it...
I wear a toe ring.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. Make it at LEAST five... and that's counting in a small office...
I am a caffeine junkie.
I cosplay or know what cosplaying is.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
I'm an artist. In my own rights...
I only clean my room when necessary.
I like a person of the same sex. I like many people, same sex or otherwise...
I am an adrenaline junkie.
I love being happy.